Lace 'Em Up!

I've seen Army boots with less shoe laces than this monstrosity! Although I will say Lauren should consider this dress as an option.

Finger-less gloves are a nice touch, too.

Did this chick fall down or something? Why is she on the floor? Did she faint?!?!? It doesn't really look like she knows what's going on.

I know/hope Lauren's dress will outclass this piece of work.