Sunday, May 24, 2009

Donde Esta Tux Barn?

Lauren and I have spent much time deliberating what my perfect outfit should be for the Big Day. It's a very tricky process. On one hand, I want to exude class and reek of sophisication, sort of a Midwestern version of David Niven or James Bond.


Watch out, he's the bouncer

On the other hand, it would be nice to wear something that screams, "I'm getting married, and I can't control the volume of my voice!"

I think the perfect suit would have to be subtle, genuine, and inexpensive. It must showcase my masculinity while still featuring my sensitive side. Oh yeah, it also has to be made entirely of bacon.


Sizzlin'!

I think this could work.
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  1. UnknownJune 1, 2009 at 12:05 AM

    Wait, is William Hung performing!?!?

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  2. PDEFJune 8, 2009 at 2:57 PM

    He's not confirmed (there is possibly a conflicting performance at a Jiffy Lube) but his publisicst said it could work. All we have to do is provide his bus fare and a case of Coke Zero.

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