There are only 15 weeks until the Big Day! This means I need to kick my weight loss plan into high gear. Per Lauren's suggestion, for the past few months I have been subsisting on a diet of roots, forest berries, walrus cheese and dehydrated water composit. In addition, I have adhered to a strict exercise regimen of 20,000 daily crunches in an oxygen deprivation tent, one-fingered push-ups and pull-ups, and timed 1,000 yard sprints. I should be looking pretty fit!
Lauren is my conditioning coach. She's firm, but fair. I deserved most of the beatings I got! For those that haven't seen me in a while, I pretty much look like a combination of these two beefcakes:
Belly buttons not included
Just as an FYI, I'm going to try and keep all of this weight off after the wedding so there will be no sweets served at the reception - just Zone Bars and Gatorade.
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