Stylin' and Profilin'

It's always cute to see a couple riding around on a tandem bicycle.

Slowly pedaling away from Death's cold grasp. Or pedaling towards an Early Bird Special.

Good for them! They're so happy! They're pedaling together!

Big freaking deal. I'd be more impressed if they were on a unicycle.

No, where the real action is are recumbent bikes. Sleek, stylish, close to the ground. You feel cool. You look cool.

Check out these dudes:

Lauren just doesn't get it. She doesn't understand the history and culture of recumbent bikes. She probably never will. What a shame.

The grandfather of modern recumbent bikes - Arvid "Wheels" Spfilhuffer.

So when you pass your local recumbent bike wholesaler, just keep on going. We don't need 'em!