That's Claws, Lobster Claws

Here's another installment in America's favorite blog series: Better Know A Groomsmen!

Up now is St. Joe's favorite son - Patrick Losson.

Affectionately known as Lobster Claws, Patrick is a man of consistency and perseverance.

We held these poses for over seven hours.

He can almost always be found with curly hair underneath a tattered Cleveland Indians hat while sporting a gray polo. And he also is in love with Ludacris.

Ludacris fail?

And he will gladly sleep on the floor of your closet. And he will not turn down a bet to see if he can jump over a parking lot gate. And he will slap the sandwich right out of your mouth if he gets the chance.

Most importantly, Pat is a family man. Here he is with Mrs. Losson on their big day.

Pat explicitly had the DJ play Darude's "Sandstorm" at his wedding reception so I could dance for him. I will definitely repay the favor.