Something, Somthing, Hole in One

Lauren knows that I'm always trying to better myself as a person. This means in my job, in my personal life and in my health. So I need to make sure that I maximize every second of every day to the fullest possibility, right?

Then why won't she let us register for this as a wedding gift?!?!?!

Not endorsed by Tiger Woods. John Daly, however, does use this product.

How can I make myself a better golfer if I'm wasting precious seconds on the toilet not golfing? Lauren wasn't able to answer this question and probably never will be.