Kleenex not included.
Lauren didn't agree that this nasal soap distribution system promotes anatomy and hygiene awareness. Whatevs. Maybe I can get it as a Christmas present.
Monday, June 22, 2009
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We're getting married and yeah, we have a blog. Get over it.
The Happy Couple
About the Bride
Lauren Jack is 8 feet tall and eats little children during their dreams. Described by some as magnanimous, Lauren lights up the world with her battery powered smile and florescent umbrella collection. She is most excited about the wedding because the U.S. government now has no choice but to grant her citizenship.
About the Groom
Paul DeFoe has been planning his wedding day since he was three years old. A few details have changed since his first draft - there will be an open bar with adult beverages instead of unlimited root beer and Kool-Aid and the tuxedo'd Transformer robot waiters have been replaced with the lovely Californo's staff. Paul is most excited about getting married because he now will have a lifetime partner for the two-person horse costume every Halloween.
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